Ashes to Ashes...

Need to warn all Little Staughton cricketers of imminent call up to tour 'down under' after woeful display so far (being optimistic). Not only do we have superior skill levels, but can adapt to pitches with gaping cracks and holes....no longer hopefully. Harmy would not get in our side even if he lived in LS....most of his deliveries would end up in Mossy's garden, and thats without being hit !! PP also turns it more than Gilo (not difficult). KP decision was straight from Roy's rulebook....LBW missing off stump. What do you reckon, should we offer our services ??